think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
