i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
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