we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I have tasted many bathrooms
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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