I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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