dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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