Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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