You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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