Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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