idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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