Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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