She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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