ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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