Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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