I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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