You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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