just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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