....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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