i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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