Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
