Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
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I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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