somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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