My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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