I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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