Cold hands, warm shart.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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