i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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