what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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