Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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