i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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