His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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