is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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