There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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