How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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