: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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