I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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