How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
do herpes really smell.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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