Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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