This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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