i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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