Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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