Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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