i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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