Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Drake has all the answers
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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