Im at strip club and am horny
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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