I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
