1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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