Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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