69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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