I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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