i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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