Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
its liver damage thursday
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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