I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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