is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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