At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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