Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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