our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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