Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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