Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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