He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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